I vaguely remember the poor man was accused of masturbating a dolphin, but I think he was found to be innocent and he had a very plausible and scientific reason for doing so.
One of my aunties retired to Amble. She had a cottage overlooking the harbour. Whenever I was up in Northumberland we would stop by for tea and take a stroll along the prom......Never saw any fishy business in the bay.
P.S. At the northern rim of Amble Bay the charming River Cocquet has its estuary. Perhaps it was there, where the sweet waters from the Cheviot Hills give issue to the sea that Manchester Al sported with his sleek paramour. I hope they triumph against the canting magistrates and wish them all the luck in the world. But, when all is said and done, the North Sea is a chilly place for love across the species boundary.
We all know how smart dolphins are supposed to be - and this surely proves it. Gets a cheap thrill from some passer by, who subsequently takes the blame for it.
Smart fish - I note he doesn't get his face splashed all over the tabloids...
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I vaguely remember the poor man was accused of masturbating a dolphin, but I think he was found to be innocent and he had a very plausible and scientific reason for doing so.
Apparently dolphins not only have penises, but they also have a much greater degree of control over the, er, state of their organs.
Well the males do, anyway, which fact makes them (so I hear) esteemed in the eyes of a certain class of male hominids.
It all sounds fishy to me. Where would you even start to rape a dolphin? But then again, the guy looks guilty!!!
One of my aunties retired to Amble. She had a cottage overlooking the harbour. Whenever I was up in Northumberland we would stop by for tea and take a stroll along the prom......Never saw any fishy business in the bay.
A siren song if ever I heard one.
P.S.
At the northern rim of Amble Bay the charming River Cocquet has its estuary. Perhaps it was there, where the sweet waters from the Cheviot Hills give issue to the sea that Manchester Al sported with his sleek paramour.
I hope they triumph against the canting magistrates and wish them all the luck in the world. But, when all is said and done, the North Sea is a chilly place for love across the species boundary.
All you need is love....
We all know how smart dolphins are supposed to be - and this surely proves it. Gets a cheap thrill from some passer by, who subsequently takes the blame for it.
Smart fish - I note he doesn't get his face splashed all over the tabloids...
volvé fliper, que no fué tu culpa....
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